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Bloomberg's Claims--Fact or Fiction?

2009-10-20T07:54:00.000-07:00

I've been watching Bloomberg's ads on TV recently and decided to look at his claims about Bill Thompson. I looked at a New York Times article, Experts say Mayor Bloomberg's city schools ads slamming Bill Thompson features some fuzzy facts for some information.

Claim #1) Bloomberg says Thompson failed as leader of the Board of Education.
FACT OR FICTION?
This claim is false, Thompson did not lead the Board of Education. He was one of seven voters. He had no full control.

Quoted from the NYT article:
"Mayoral control of the schools did not become law until 2002, when Albany passed it during Bloomberg's first term, making comparison tricky."

Claim #2) Bloomberg says Thompson's leadership led to failing schools and lower test scores.
FACT OR FICTION?
This is not true either.
According to the NYT article and the Department of Education, reading scores went up for fourth graders by 11% in 2 years when Thompson was a member of the Board of Education. For eighth-graders, scores went down by 2%. Math scores went up by 2% for fourth-graders and stayed the same for eighth graders. Graduation rates also increased. Summer school was also put into effect. However, dropout rates did slowly climb.

Claim #3) Bloomberg says Thompson wasted billions while he was "in control" of the Board of Education.
FACT OR FICTION?
This is false.
"During the late 1990s, some experts say, it was the three or four members who often aligned with Giuliani who wielded more power than the president. The mayor, not the board, controlled the school system's purse strings.

The schools operating budget has jumped to $18.4 billion this year from $7.9 billion in 1996. It was $8.9 billion in fiscal year 1998."

I also checked out You're a Disgrace, Mayor Bloomberg! for the scoop on some Bloomberg habberdashery. Looks like a lot of people don't like him. I definitely suggest checking out the site.

In other news, the 2 train has been worse than usual lately. Yesterday the 2 train paused for 20 minutes and then stopped running between Chambers Street and Nevins Street. Of course, I have to work at Fulton Street, so instead of riding back up to 42nd Street and taking the S/N to the 5, I decided to wait. For a half-hour. Then I realized they forgot to advertise the A train that was 1 block away.

WHAT THE HECK, MTA?

So after 50 minutes I had to walk over a block and take the A train (or else I'd have to walk for 20 minutes with a heavy laptop, no no no). The MTA owes me $9 for the hour of work I missed. If I didn't have an unlimited MetroCard I'd be even angrier.

Whatever... (-_-)*
Later guys. Remember to check your facts before you vote!

♥ Chotpy

Woo! Oh yeah, IS BLOOMBERG A JERK?

2009-10-08T11:10:00.000-07:00

So it's been a while since I last posted.
I've been very busy with work and school and roaming around the city. I've discovered a lot of nice things and will share them with you guys!

And I still want to take fashion photos.

Anyway, very soon (hopefully today) I will upload a bunch of photos taken around the city. I feel like it would be a waste if no one saw them.

In other news, how does everyone feel about Mike Bloomberg? He's running for his third term that he ~~forced~~ convinced the government into letting him run for. Was there ever an election for that? I'm pretty sure it happened behind closed doors.

Is anyone rattled by the fact that WE as New Yorkers didn't have the chance to ACTUALLY vote for the new term limits?

Also, I don't really appreciate how Bloomberg seems to be segregating his print ads. Instead of general print ads, he's gone a bit nuts and separated them according to race (or ethnicity if you're Dominican). Asians for Bloomberg, Latinos for Bloomberg, Dominicans(? Is this necessary if you have LATINOS for Bloomberg? Does 'Latinos' not encompass Dominicans???), etc, etc.

I remember Obama had something similar, but it was more general and way broader, like areas of New York City, stores, and women. How do you feel about this 'divide and conquer' approach of Bloomberg's?

I think that's all the New York Rage I have for now!

Good day people!

♥ Chotpy

Racism in the Media

2009-02-23T17:10:00.000-08:00

So the post's recent screwup has spurred me to talk about racism in the media.
In case you missed it, here is the comic that started this whole mess:

My question is, if it's supposed to represent our gov't as a whole, why not put more than one monkey? What is the Post trying to portray here? Why did they pick to show it like this? Why would they even agree to put this out?
To make it worse, they released a statement saying:

"The cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event, to wit the shooting of a violent chimpanzee in Connecticut. It broadly mocks Washington's efforts to revive the economy. Again, Al Sharpton reveals himself as nothing more than a publicity opportunist."

Even my friends thought Sharpton was right on this one. What were you guys thinking?

Next, here is an ad from Subway on the subway.

Seriously?! Asian people, do you not feel one bit bothered by this portrayal of an angry chinese food man? They could've at least straightened his teeth. That is really brutal. If I were Asian, I wouldn't let it slide.

What is wrong with the media today? Do you think we need to take a good look at the portrayal of races in the media? Please voice your complaints and post things you hear and see in the comments.

♥Chotpy

New Year, New Stuff!

2009-01-08T05:26:00.000-08:00

Hello and happy belated New Year! I have been busy sleeping and stuff of that nature for the past month, and I also had a bit of writer's block so I couldn't write much of anything here. However, I did manage to create a new website on a spur of the moment. It's called Japan in 2010 and is located here. I suppose I'll redo the layout sooner or later, but I can't guarantee it because class starts in a week.

As for a rant, Bloomberg is going to ask Obama for some money for the city. I heard nothing about our crappy transportation system. Is that getting a bailout too? When do I get my bailout? When does my cat get a bailout? He needs a new fitness trainer anyway.

Well I'm gonna go tinker with the new site again.

Good day, ya'll!
-Chotpy

Dear MTA,

2008-11-21T05:18:00.000-08:00

Please cut your salaries instead of our service. You deserve it.
Love,
New York

My Search for the Best Point & Shoot Compact Camera

2008-11-17T06:54:00.000-08:00

I've been looking for a new camera for months. I need one to capture the full beauty of the city and for class projects. Before, I had settled on the Canon PowerShot SD750 after seeing my coworker's beautiful, clear pictures. However, after searching the internet that desire was gone due to a common "LENS ERROR" that renders compact Canon cameras useless. I decided to continue my search in hopes of finding the best compact camera. Here are some I found.

In third place, I put the Canon PowerShot SD750 because it lakes beautiful pictures. However, as I stated earlier, beautiful pictures can't be taken with a paperweight. Until Canon chooses to recognize its cameras' errors, I'm not buying anything non-professional from them.

In second place, I put the Sony Cybershot DSCT300 because it also takes great pictures and looks very nice. The downside to Cybershot cameras is that the use Memory Sticks, not SD cards. Sorry SONY, I'm really not willing to shell out another $50 for some memory card I can't use with any other equipment. No, I'm not buying a PSP either.

In first place, I put the Panasonic DMC-LX3K because it is compact, yet semi-professional. It is more expensive, but it also takes great pictures (look it up on Flickr). I will most likely be buying this one in the near future.

Here are some pictures of the city that I took with my G1.

5th Avenue during a citywide marathon

Obama/Biden support days before the election

Packed 42nd Street station

Tricolor boots

Empty outdoor station

5th Avenue (23rd st) at night

Huge crowd on election day

Newly-emptied rental space on 5th Ave near 23rd street

5th Ave in the afternoon

As the escalators in the train stations say,
HAVE A NICE DAY :)
♥ Chotpy

My experience with the G1 so far

2008-11-14T05:13:00.000-08:00

I've had my T-Mobile G1 for a few weeks now, and I have to say that it is really helpful with many things. The Google Maps program works very well, and as my coworkers have said, the keyboard is great and the touchscreen is very responsive. T-Mobile's EDGE service is great and their 3G is amazingly fast. Google updates the android market daily, and the copy and paste function is one of the most useful tools on this phone. Web pages look stunning and the screen is very clear. To make things better, all apps are free until January.

Many have complained about the lack of a virtual keyboard, but one is in the works and should be out in January or close to that month. In all, it's a great phone and it's a joy to use.

In other news, free MetroCards are being given out, and I want one. I deserve one after the MTA's train delays on the 6 line caused me to be late for class AGAIN. Seriously, why is the MTA so inefficient? I'm tryng to be all green and environmentally clean, but they make me want to buy a car (which I don't have the money for). MTA, stop giving out all those bonuses and give me an on-time train.

That's all for today, boys and girls.
Until next time,
Chotpy

Rumors about Bloods gang targeting women on Halloween: What do you think?

2008-10-31T10:05:00.001-07:00

Alright, I've seen three reminders since Monday.
I'm sure other people have seen this rumor, too.
According to SOMEONE, there will be slayings tonight for Bloods initiations. I don't know if it's true or not, but it's a sad and scary thought. I don't know why someone would kill someone just to be put in a gang to kill more people. Aren't our lives worth more than that?

Tell me what you guys think about this rumor.

In other news, the MTA has kept up its HORRIBLY DELAYED SERVICE. I was 30 minutes late for class because of signal problems. What's up with that?! I will say it was better than last year, but GEEZ, do you want me to fail out of my $100,000 education? STOP IT! If I leave 30 minutes early, I should get to school THIRTY MINUTES EARLY.

Loot at them. They're angry.

Also, WE NEED MORE FIVE TRAINS AND A BRONX-QUEENS-BROOKLYN TRAIN! I don't want a 2nd Ave line if there's no way to go straight to Brooklyn! Who thought it was a bad idea? I'll convince them otherwise.

I'm a sadistic dentist this Halloween. What are you?

Happy October!

2008-10-08T04:54:00.001-07:00

Welcome to October, my friends!

It's cold in the city and you're probably waking up shivering. Here are some videos to warm you up with laughter!

This dude walks his cat. Awesome? Yes.

Ceiling Cat's cousin, TREE CAT, has come to town.

Ok, now the actually funny ones are here.

DOG BUTT!

Last but not least, a present for all of you who got through the last three — the Smack Drummer.

You know you love it. I'll talk about coats the next time I'm on here.

Good day,
Chotpy ♥

Technology has become increasingly expendable.

2008-09-29T07:53:00.000-07:00

Remember the days when old grandma would watch Wheel of Fortune with you on her busted up TV from the '70's? What ever happened to keeping stuff until it dies on you? Nowadays, everything we use has a shelf life of 2 years or less.

My macbook battery died after 304 cycles. I bought it in 2006. It's only been two years since I bought this laptop, and the power cord has already burnt out [I bought another one], the battery died [I bought another one], and there's a new operating system available [I'm not buying it]. Who do you think is to blame for all of this lack of appreciation for old stuff?

I think technology is growing at an increasingly quicker rate each year. Last year, 4GB MicroSD cards were HUGE. Before that, 1GB MicroSD cards were. Before that, there were SD cards. DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER THE ZIP DRIVE FROM THE YEAR 2000? It's scary how quickly technology has grown and how much we forget. So, when you think about buying a new phone after only two years of use, remember that old person who still uses her landline dialer from 1986.

LEST WE FORGET

Stop Smoking While Walking!

2008-09-17T18:32:00.000-07:00

Okay, we need a rule like this in the city.

For some reason, more people have been infecting my lungs with smog in the last month than ever before. Do people have no regard for anyone else? Why is it that no one complains about this horrible thing? When I'm walking, I don't want to smell tobacco and feel sick. I want to breathe the fresh car fumes and acid rain the city is known for.

Smokers, please stand in place and smoke.

I BEG OF YOU!

Thanks.

In other news, the 2 train service has been slightly better than it was last year at this time. I've experienced two delays this month and still managed to get to school on time. Hopefully the MTA will step up some more and stop hating on the Bronx.

The T-Mobile Android phone is slowly approaching, and I AM WAITING PATIENTLY! I'm EXCITED! Here's the invite:

I wish we here at BAPie were invited. We can all dream, no? That's a joke for all us Android insiders.

Well, I'm going to go be excited about free ice cream at Tasti D Lite. PEACE!

♥ Chotpy

Fall in Love with Shoes

2008-09-04T07:04:00.000-07:00

It's shopping season as everyone prepares for the fall and winter! Due to the summer-like weather in September, this may be the last time this year those precious sandals see the light of day.
Here are some shoes I've seen online that I particularly like.

Quisa 01 Burn Pu Heel

These shoes are very simple, and the burnt mustard color is matchable with many colors.

Quisa 01 Red Heel

These are the same as above, but in a much flirtier color. Red kitten heels spice up the basic jeans-and-t-shirt combination.

Gabriella Rocha 1485 Fabia

With its small point and low heel, these shoes are very simple, comfortable, and subtly sexy.

Made by Elves Lennon Leather Skimmer

These shoes, like the Quisa 01 shoes, go well with many combinations. They are also cute and flat, which makes walking easy.

Bandana Bandit

These shoes are sexy and cute, as well as easy to walk in. They are very unique as well.

WINKLEPICKERS

Sadly, these are available only in men's sizes, but hopefully as the rise of the Winklepicker continues to gain momentum, women's sizes will appear. The buckled ones are the cutest and give a simple dress a very tough feel.

That's all for now! Enjoy your week and have a nice day.

Stand clear of the closing doors,
Chotpy

EeePC?

2008-08-28T05:39:00.001-07:00

So recently I bought a new laptop because as a New Yorker, carrying anything over 5lbs in my bag is such a horrible task. It feels like a life sentence. I decided on the new EeePC 1000H because it was a bit larger and nicer-looking than its little cousins, the first EeePCs.

Here it is:

Cool, right? I went with the 80G because I'm a complete nerd and do love playing video games.

The Eeepc comes with a full-size keyboard, a few USB slots and an SD card reader. There is also online storage offered from ASUS, the makers of the EeePC. Overall, I'm both happy and impressed with it.

In other news, I saw a really weird guy on the train. I think he was doing drugs. Here's a still shot:

A few minutes later, he shifted forward and dropped his cigarettes; I guess he was..picking them up? Let's hope he didn't gag after I got off the train.

I shall leave you guys with a picture of the most awkward McDonald's treat ever.

Everyone loves cone in a cup.

♥ Chotpy

Obama Chooses Biden as Running Mate

2008-08-23T04:11:00.000-07:00

Well, it looks like Biden is the one.
If you had applied for the Obama txtmsg system, you got a message at about 3:20 AM with the following:

"Barack has chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee.
Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com.
Spread the word!"

Here are a few pictures of the nominees together:

They seem like a nice group.

Here is a bit about Joe Biden from guardian.co.uk:

Joseph Biden, the 65-year-old Delaware senator has, by all accounts, a superlative resumé.

Biden's leadership of the foreign relations committee is expected to benefit Democrats during a presidential race that could be decided as much by Iran, Iraq and Russia as by the US.

His son is scheduled for a deployment to Iraq this year, and he has a palpable affection for Barack Obama.

Biden, first elected at the age of 30, is a demonstrably skilled debater. Washington has produced few sparkling wits, but he is one of them.

During a Democratic presidential debate in February, the famously talkative Pennsylvania native was asked whether he had the self-discipline to lead the free world.

Most expected one of his long-winded answers, but he shocked the crowd into laughter by answering: "Yes."

And he offered one of the most succinct putdowns of the campaign when he said of Rudy Giuliani: "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence - a noun, a verb and 9/11."

...Born into a working class family in Scranton, Pennsylvania on November 20 1942, Biden is not a household name but was arguably the most well-known of those being considered for the vice presidency by Obama.

He was the chairman of the Senate judiciary committee during two of the most contentious supreme court nomination battles of the past 50 years.

He led the opposition to the nominations of Robert H Bork, who was defeated, and Clarence Thomas, who was later confirmed.

...Biden is currently serving his sixth term as a member of the Democratic Party. He has served for the sixth-longest period among current senators, and is Delaware's longest-serving senator.

Hmm, he seems like a nice guy.
That is all for now.
Congrats to Obama for picking a stand up guy.

♥ Chotpy

Be KANYE?! WHY?! Also, Android Phones?!

2008-08-18T19:11:00.000-07:00

SO, I've been doing the usual ride around town, staring at anything to avoid another passenger's eyes. It's been a couple of weeks and I have to say this.

photo taken by DIRKDARKROOM

I DON'T WANT TO BE KANYE!

Would you like to be Kanye? Is he really worth being? A man who has given us such hits as YOU SHOULD THANK GOD I'M PERFORMING FOR YOU and STOP PLAYING THE MUSIC, SRSLY is now a role model for us! Let the narcissism begin.
In all seriousness, I don't know where they were going with this campaign. I think that using Mr. West may backfire. People want to be less like him. Do you want to be seen as a Besides the fact that he has money, he's not THAT awesome. Maybe he gets paid to act that way. You know how hollywood is CRAZY!

Meanwhile, we are also PATIENTLY AWAITING THE ANDROID PHONE!

T-Mobile is said to have released its 3G here in New York City, and I can't feel it because i still have my lovely Samsung D900!
I'm stuck between these three:

SE Xperia X1

Samsung TOCCO, A.K.A. F480

HTC G1 [Android Phone]

None of these have a price tag yet, but who cares? I've been waiting for years to upgrade and T-Mobile has really stepped up its game! FINALLY!!!

In other news, CHECK OUT OUR ADORABLE SHIRTS! Available in many colors and styles!

Welp, peace out ya'll!!! ^-^

House Parties & Bernie Mac

2008-08-09T22:29:00.000-07:00

I seriously HATE house parties.
It's 1:35 AM in the morning and I can't sleep. You know why? Because someone next door thinks it's okay to have an outdoor party at 1 in the morning! What kind of mess is this?
You know what sucks even more? 311 files this as a non-emergency, so I CANT SLEEP WITHOUT BLARING MUSIC IN THE EARS.

In other horrid news, Bernie Mac has passed. He was a funny man and his large eyes alone were a reason to giggle. Perhaps he is up in the good place making the angels laugh up a storm. If you didn't know, he had a disease that affected his immune system. I also heard that he was taking steroids for this and that it made his immune system worse. He was deeply loved and a great guy overall. He totally punched Dane Cook's comedy out of the window on the 27th story of the most epic non-existant building ever. Give him an airhug.

Today, it shall rain, as the angels are crying because they laughed so hard at his comedy skits.

♥

MetroCards and the Transit System

2008-08-03T08:33:00.000-07:00

MetroCards. You love them, you hate them. You're on top of the world until you swipe it one day and read "SEE AGENT" on that turnstile screen. Suddenly, your world becomes a mess. Other times, you walk by a MetroCard recycling box and drop your useless one in, only to find out that someone forgot to close the bottom of the box. In other words...

MetroCards have become obsolete garbage.

In other countries, transit cards are thicker, which gives it less of a flimsy feeling. Their subways are more efficient. In Japan, one doesn't even have to take their transit card out to pass through the turnstile. This is true in several countries. In such a country as this, why don't we have it here yet?

In a city as famous and full of tourists, why is our transit system so inefficient? In other countries, people can calculate arrival times of trains down to a second. Here, trains can be late by up to twenty minutes and riders are supposed to accept it. Honestly, many New Yorkers are too accepting of things.

The 2 train did not deserve the ratings it got on the latest Rider Report Card. Last year, the 2 train was delayed several times a month during rush hour, making me and thousands of others late for school and work. The 2 train deserves no less than a 70% for on-time arrival in the Bronx. This is also true for the 5 train.

MTA, cut back on those high 6-7 digit salaries and use it to give us good service. Also, stop wasting millions on cruddy MetroCards and give us a thicker, credit-card sized product like Japan's Suica.

That's all for today.
Until next time!!!

Tight Clothes Don't Make you Cooler or Sweat Less!

2008-07-23T04:06:00.001-07:00

Okay, so I've been riding on the train and I've seen a lot of people walking around in tight clothes. They make my eyes burn and I don't really appreciate it. I know it's hot and all, but many people lose their sense of decency as soon as the summer hits.

Here is an example of what I see on the train:

AWKWARD.

So, I decided to research whether tight clothes make you sweat more or less. I mean, I think it'd trap the sweat in your body, making you more sticky and nasty while people try to avoid looking at you. Here's what I found.

From How to Control Your Sweating:

"For instance, tight fitting clothing will make it difficult for the sweat to dry out whereas wearing loose fitting clothing will help the air to circulate and your sweat to dry off faster."

From Jamaica Travel:

"Loose-fitting lightweight cotton clothing is best because it allows air flow in the hot humid climate. Tight clothing tends to make you sweat more and can get uncomfortable, as will synthetics like nylon. T-shirts and tank tops are the perfect wear for out-doors and are best worn untucked, allowing air to circulate. You are going to sweat!"

Well, it looks like tight clothing is completely obsolete. So, if you think rolling up your shirt will do anything for you, all it will do is expose more of your body to heat. Instead, try shoving a nice, well-fitting white shirt over your body like this lady here.

Thanks, and stay safe. This is an announcement from your local Chotpy.

♥

Travel

2008-07-10T19:56:00.000-07:00

WELCOME TO NEW YORK!

I yell that every time I see people who are obviously tourists. They're cute when they don't squat and take obnoxious pictures.

I've been constantly waiting for the Android phone. T-Mobile, who recently rolled out there 3G in the big city, is supposed to have the first Android phone. T-Mobile also recently expanded their service areas. Even so, there are still a lot of dead spots, especially in everyone's favorite bookstore, Barnes and Noble. I have to walk around looking for service in there!

In other news, I've found a fun new shop!

It's got fun stuff relating to Japanese culture such as gyaru, gothloli, and DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK!!!

click here or the above logo to check it out!

Woo! Go support those young artists out there!

While you're at it, go here and support the fine youngins here at BAPie!

click here or the above logo to check it out!

♥ Until next time! ♥

CHOTPY

Get the Best Subway Ride

2008-07-08T07:00:00.000-07:00

For high-tech subway cars, they sure do suck. I'm sorry to say that Kawasaki failed to design a subway car with an air conditioning system that doesn't pee on people. For all those who ride the subway, here are some tips on how to optimize the time you spend doing it.

1) Don't sit under the A/C.

On new subway cars, such as the 2/4/5/6 trains, the air conditioner randomly leaks. It is a problem that's been happening for years and even I have gotten A/C peed on. If I weren't wearing a Barnes and Noble canvas bag, I would've been in serious trouble. My bag completely blocked all possible water damage. However this leakage has probably messed up important documents for people. It's a surprise no one's complained yet.

2) Look and sniff before you enter.

If there is a bum on the train, your ride may be uncomfortable. To keep this from happening, try to look and smell the area before you enter.

3) Know where your exit is.

If you know which car is closest to the exit at your desired stop, go there. If everyone stands in one spot on the platform life gets very uncomfortable. Save yourself the time and anger and move.

4) Move into the center of the car.

By doing this, people are less likely to yell at you. This isn't Japan; people will not be okay if you block the passage to the middle of the train.

5) Guard your stuff.

Pickpockets are there, even if you've never had anything stolen from you. Don't let your guard down. Those service announcements and signs are there for a reason.

6) Don't apply perfume or smoke in or right before you enter the train.

Stuff like this makes others uncomfortable. Soon you will notice people moving from your vicinity. You may want to quit smoking or walk to your destination. However, wouldn't that be good anyway? You'd save over $1000 a year because you won't need cigarettes and you'll be healthier because you're walking! Hooray!

Well, that's all for today. Stay safe and have a happy MTA day.

Cheap and Fun Things to Do in New York City

2008-06-02T18:54:00.000-07:00

Ohisashiburi [it's been a long time]!

Have you been well? I sure have. Finals went well and so on and freedom is here!

Today I shall list CHEAP & FUN THINGS TO DO IN THE CITY.

1) Have a picnic in your local park or Central Park.

This is a wonderful idea because you will be eating and having fun. You won't have to worry about spending money on food! Just make sure you bring a blanket to sit on and any leisure items such as a frisbee, kite, water gun[hehe], an umbrella, or chairs. WEAR SPF. I know people who have been sunburnt from picnicking.

2) Walk.

Walk from 72nd street to Chinatown. You'd never think it was fun, but it is! Not only do you learn more about the city, you also get to burn calories! WOO! Plus, once you get to Chinatown, you can eat cheap food from the bakeries or local restaurants! YAHOO!

3) Go on a drawing adventure.

Pick random places in the city and go to them and draw people or things there! You could have an art party and all draw on the same paper. Woo!

4) Rock/tree climbing in Central Park!

Heh, so many things to do in Central Park, eh? This is fun, just make sure you stay safe~ Don't climb trees closer to the street. Try to go deep into the park and explore nature! This is great for kids.

5) Window Shopping

34th Street is a great place to window shop. When you get hungry you can stop by the local Chinese Buffet near the 1-2-3 Subway line!

6) Rollerblading/ Biking/ Scootering in the park or to & from a random location!

Exercise and travel! How is that not wonderful. This works really well in large parks. Great places to ride are bridges and in suburban areas. Most of Manhattan isn't too bike-friendly, but the outer boroughs are emptier and therefore easier to ride in.

Well, good luck having cheap fun! SAVE THAT MONEY WELL!

With the lovings of 1,000 suns,

CHOTPY!

hiatus

2008-04-20T14:27:00.000-07:00

Because of work, etc., BApie is takin' a break. BBL!

The Court Will Now Open!

2008-03-31T20:26:00.000-07:00

New York is crazy.

I rest my case!

Why is There No Bronx-Queens Subway Line Yet?

2008-03-08T19:50:00.000-08:00

So I took a took at a random subway map today after looking at the AMNY yesterday, only to realize that a Queens-Bronx train line should've been created A LONG TIME AGO.

Look at this. It takes 2 hours to get from the Bronx to Queens when it could take around 45 minutes. If they had a train that left from Jackson Avenue on the 2 line, connected with the 6, and crossed over the river, it could meet with the N line at Ditmars Boulevard.

I feel that this is as important, if not more important than the T train. This should've existed long ago. Manhattan has enough train lines. The people in the Bronx can't even get to other parts of the Bronx without taking NUMEROUS buses. How about making some more train lines for the outer boroughs? I guarantee that this train would gain ridership in a SECOND. This line has been in planning for years. I hope that this will be built IN SOONER THAN FORTY.

That is my question of the week.

GET TO IT, MTA! BUILD IT AND NAME IT THE X TRAIN!

♥ Chotpy

Courtesy?

2008-02-28T18:48:00.000-08:00

Why don't people automatically leave one turnstile open for those who need to swipe in? Today, I missed my train because of this. I'm pretty sure it's smart and considered courteous to do such a thing, but maybe we expect too much of the world.

I wonder the same thing when older people and women with bags are left standing on the train while younger guys sit there. Maybe I expect too much, but I know that back in the old days, it was gentlemanly to give your seat up to your elders and those in need.

When is a Target store coming to Manhattan? There's one in Brooklyn, Queens, and in the Bronx. Why isn't there one on 42nd Street [where they love to advertise]? It has confused many and wasted money on train fare. Maybe Target wants to lose money to Duane Reade and every clothing shop in that area.

Speaking of Target, I want to check out their Converse One Star Straight Leg jeans.

They look comfortable and I've been wanting some low-rise straight legs for about a year. I'm usually ahead of the fashion scene. My favorite looks recently have been girly pinks combined with semi-loose denim and bold sneakers. Here are some examples:

Thanks to Sushi-Cat.net for the scans.

This style's not TOO popular in the US yet, though I've seen more girls dressing TOTALLY like guys [it's very awkward, you end up staring, trying to figure out whether they're a girl or not]. A mix of both is very cute IMHO.

Well, I'm all talked out, so ♣ PEACE! ♣

♣, Chotpy

Using a Headset with your Cell Phone Does Make You Look Crazy

2008-02-23T04:52:00.000-08:00

Eyyyy. I've started to notice how weird people look when they use headsets. The things are practically invisible, so it looks like they're talking to themselves. The big headsets are awesome. They make you feel like you're in a spy movie or something. The tiny new ones aren't that cool and tend to get lost all the time.

There are a lot more rude people on the train now. Is it really that hard to apologize to someone for bumping into them? This lady literally bumrushed this other lady [she also managed to mess up her hair with her arm] like she didn't exist. She didn't apologize once; she COMPLETELY ignored her. People of New York, I know you have more sense than that.

I've also noticed an increase in people who think they can squeeze into an eight-inch space. Look, if all the seats in a 4-person space are occupied, even if there is a tiny space, you should not try to fit in it. You need to realize that when you do that, you make life VERY uncomfortable and lose potential friendships at the same time. Do not try to say "excuse me" either, because if there is no room for you, we cannot magically widen the seat. WE ARE NOT WITCHES, MAGICIANS, OR FAIRIES. Stop being lazy and stand. I stand when there is no space for me, so should you.

Yesterday, this lady did a great rendition of "On the Radio" for passengers on the 2 line. It was great, but I didn't get a shot of it. I'll just leave you with the music video.

Old school.

♥ Chotpy

53rd Street Is a Wondrous place

2008-02-18T15:53:00.000-08:00

Hello there! I am back from the caves of the subway! I hope ya'll have been well.

The Container Store is a wondrous place full of happiness! I've never been inside, but just walking by it is an amazing experience. YOU MUST GO!

Ah.

People like to play music on the train for money, and it seems like there are more and more Mexican musicians have come to entertain us! The interesting part is that there is usually one accordion player. I researched a bit and found that they are playing Norteño music. Here are the performers!

People are jerks sometimes, such as this guy who thinks it's okay to put his leg on a public seat.

IT'S REALLY NOT OKAY! Don't do it, even if the train is empty. The worst people are the ones who fall asleep doing it. The train gets crowded and then there are 2 seats occupied by a FOOT! Shoes are dirty and belong on the floor. Look what you could be doing with those feet on the floor.

I saw the post-valentine's Rocky Horror Picture Show. I suggest going. It is as fun as the escalator on 53rd Street [E line; 51st on the 6 line], which is VERY fun indeed!!!

WHOOOOOO!!! They really should make a subway roller coaster.

This is pretty awesome, these kids modified the tracks. Watch this, you won't believe it. I'm afraid.

O_O

I shall zoom off now, but I leave you with deliciously expensive cookies from McDonald's! Each cookie comes with a set of rhinestone-encrusted chocolate chips!!!

Peace, love, and corn chips!

♥ Chotpy

the chronicles of an ocean

2008-02-13T19:09:00.000-08:00

So i haven't existed in a while...i do apologize....lol...but here i am and ill be here....

So i got a helio..IT ROCKZ!!!!...the plan is pretty cheap for what im getting. 500 mins for $65 a month, and everything else is unlimited. internet, you tube, texting, video and picture messaging...all that good stuff...lol...and the phone is awesome....it the only phone that slides out in 2 directions....to a full keyboard and the regular phone key pad....its awesome

Also i have a small suggestion....dont always buy wats in style...i mad that mistake and it chomped my ass.....hard....i brought this coat that was in style in my hood...thing is...those jackets are expensive....so i looked around cause i wanted to find it for cheaper.....i did...and it was the nest coat....it was lined with fur in the hood....i miss it...but it sprung a leak on me....lmaos....2 to be honest...it wasn't fun...i felt like a sponge cuz it rained so hard...my "wee wee" was soaked...not a great feeling when its 20 degrees out....lol. so make sure that if your buying something that will be used often, choose comfort durability as oppose to style....

Cloverfeild was awesome...honestly....i loved it..but it is not for those who get motion sick....the camera is very shaky but it adds to the perspective and the over all mood of the movie....personally i want it on dvd...but i wouldn't mind seeing it again...lol

I'm getting published in my schools newspaper.... so this a step up from always doodling in my note book....lol.....

this is my homie V.bio...lol

and this is what i do in psychology....

To sum it all up...lifes been up and down.....money struggles....school...the subway....but as long as theres friends....and more...lol.....you can make....(insert cheesy music here)

Dont forget to pull your pants up....SEAN.K

Super Late Super Tuesday Recap, Giants Fanz0rs, and Moooooore!!!

2008-02-07T17:28:00.000-08:00

Flapjacks!

Super Tuesday has passed, and now Mr. Romney has dropped out. He was doing better than Huckabee, but meh! Obama and Clinton are just about even. Now to wait for the next primary!

There was a fire this Monday that put a lot of people out of work. I wasn't that close, but I was affected by it. The buses were PACKED, the 2 line was shut down for God knows how long, AND I lost $9 that day.

Oh, how I miss those 9 dollars of goodness!

I had to take the D train. It's been such a long time since I've taken the D train!

And then came Tuesday, the major primary day [that interestingly became the day for the Giants parade~ hmmm]! There were Giants fans all over the subway stations! They were like oddly-colored rats, but oh, the pride they had. I made up a song for them.

Yeah. Go Giants.

The trains were crowded as usual yesterday, but this time I wasn't there to experience the massive delays of the Lexington/7th Ave. lines! HUZZAH! Unfortunately, uptown 6 train riders had to deal with being shoved into a cigarette case-like situation. Awkward.

Apparently there was an audition for NBC's Last Comic Standing on West 23rd Street that trailed around the block. This is the info I took from NBC's Last Comic Standing site.

FEBRUARY
New York, NY - Feb. 7th
Gotham Comedy Club
208 W. 23rd St.
New York, NY 10011
212-367-9000
TALENT SCOUTS: Richard Belzer (SVU) & Steven Schirripa (The Sopranos)

Fun. Not fun when you have to get through that to go places though. Not fun at all.

It was about as long as the line to buy Nintendo Wiis.

Ever seen one of those scary lampposts or poles that are so tilted, they look like they could fall and knock 15 years worth of knowledge out of your head in less than 10 seconds? Yeah, well there's one on 23rd Street near the N/Q/R/W line and it creeps me out.

I also noticed that there a lot of wobbly pieces of concrete in that area. They're gonna get sued one day, but that's okay because JOHNNA MONTONNA IS HERE TO MAKE US ALL FEEL BETTER! Hooray for Disney-like parodies! Look at her dance! She's just so cute!

Get ready, get set, but DONT GO JOHNNA!

NOOOOOO...

♥ Johnna's overly affectionate father who originally gave her a crappy name that she changed to "Johnna" because everyone called the "Johnna" anyway, Chotpy Ray Montonna

Happy February!!!!

2008-02-03T09:19:00.000-08:00

HAPPY FEBRUARY, YA'LL!

Super Tuesday is in two days, so I have decided to take an excerpt from my good friend over at And Along the Way and look at the two major Democratic candidates.

"Hillary Clinton's Top Three Issues: (As they appear on her site)

STRENGTHENING THE MIDDLE CLASS
America's middle class is under siege and ready for change. People are working harder and longer for less and less. For six long years, America's middle class and working families have been invisible to our president. When Hillary is in the White House, no American will be invisible to the president of the United States.

ENDING THE WAR IN IRAQ
America is ready for a leader who will end the war in Iraq. Hillary's roadmap out of Iraq, the Iraq Troop Protection and Reduction Act of 2007, is a plan to end the war before the next president takes the oath of office. But if the Bush administration won't end the war, as president and commander in chief, Hillary will.
PROMOTING ENERGY INDEPENDENCE AND FIGHTING GLOBAL WARMING
The choices we make about energy touch nearly every aspect of our lives. Our economy, our national security, our health, and the future of our planet are all at stake as we make a choice between energy independence and dependence on foreign sources of oil. Hillary has proposed an Apollo Project-like program dedicated to achieving energy independence.

Here's the issue I thought was interesting, in all of it's uniqueness. I very much appreciate this issue.

A CHAMPION FOR WOMEN
Hillary's historic statement in 1995 that "women's rights are human rights" still echoes worldwide. As a lawyer, advocate, First Lady, and senator, Hillary has fought for issues important to women here at home and around the world for decades. Hillary will continue her lifelong fight to ensure that all Americans are treated with respect and dignity.

Barak Obama's Top Three Issues: (Again, as they appear on his site)

Civil Rights
There is no more fundamental American right than the right to vote. Before the landmark 1965 Voting Rights Act, barriers such as literacy tests, poll taxes and property requirements disenfranchised many Americans, especially minorities. More than 40 years later, there are still numerous obstacles to ensuring that every citizen has the ability to vote.

Disabilities
"We must build a world free of unnecessary barriers, stereotypes, and discrimination .... policies must be developed, attitudes must be shaped, and buildings and organizations must be designed to ensure that everyone has a chance to get the education they need and live independently as full citizens in their communities."

Economy
As president, Barack Obama will implement a 21st century economic agenda to help ensure that America can compete in a global economy, and ensure the middle class is thriving and growing. He will increase investments in infrastructure, energy independence, education, and research and development; modernize and simplify our tax code so it provides greater opportunity and relief to more Americans; and implement trade policies that benefit American workers and increase the export of American goods.

I especially thought this issue was interesting. I would never think "Faith" would be an issue for a political campaign.

Faith
In June of 2006, Senator Obama delivered what was called the most important speech on religion and politics in 40 years. Speaking before an evangelical audience, Senator Obama candidly discussed his own religious conversion and doubts, and the need for a deeper, more substantive discussion about the role of faith in American life."

Whoever wins, congratulations!!! I saw a couple of people with Obama posters on 42nd. There was something big yesterday for him around there.

I also saw a dude playing the guitar shoeless. Why he would want to is a mystery to me, but I didn't exactly have the right size shoes to give him...

Interesting!!!!!! There were also some B-Boys preparing for a show [I never got to see it though].

Guys...If you're gonna have a show, you have to start it before people leave!

:] Choose wisely this Tuesday!

♥ Chotpy ♥

LATENESS!

2008-01-27T18:15:00.000-08:00

OH CRAP I JUST SAW BOTH OBAMA & HILARY'S CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE SAME COMMERCIAL BREAK! SuPeR TuEsDaY Is cOmInG!!!!!

It's been a cold, cold week. However, you can still look hot in this chilling weather! My favorite thing to wear this winter is a long sweater that ends around the middle of the thigh. There are many available at Forever 21 for good prices, as well as the Boyfriend Cardigan from GAP.

FOREVER 21

GAP's Boyfriend Cardigan

These are all intensely comfortable!

It was my local Californian friend's birthday this week! GO HIM! Dance in his Californian house! Here are some pictures of a sleeping man on the 6 train to celebrate his day.

He started out leaning over on his bag.

He randomly woke up and then laid his legs on the chair. WTF?

At least he was comfortable, I guess...
Don't emulate this guy. The other half of the car was full.

I'm not alone in my disliking of the MTA! Turns out that my good friend THRILA also recently experienced some subway hardships.

I hate you MTA Okay, no big surprise, who doesn't right? But today- how am I stuck on the train for a half-hour longer than normal hunched over like an old man with serious arthritis?! I don't know what's been going on with the trains as of this week, but it seems like everything goes wrong on the week that I go to class by myself. I couldn't even take in a breath without having my chest be some perv's arm rest. And it seems like everyone wanted to read my id number off of my bristol pad this morning. My idiotic fault for writing it there in the first place, but what the heck do those numbers mean to anyone else not going to the same school as me? nothing! so stop reading it, isn't not some code for you to go to work and decipher on your lunch break, nor is it some l33t message that I am trying to tell the whole world. It's my id number... that's it.

BUAHAHA! Please give us better service soon, MTA!

I shall leave you with a fun store window located on 23rd & Lexington!

HOO HAH!
♥Chotpy

Tomtom's Day in the City

2008-01-23T19:44:00.000-08:00

It was still dark when the alarm annoyingly beeped me awake as the
moonlight rays that mingled with streetlights filtered through my
window. Dark like the day my moronic self decided to enter a playground
at the suggestion of a friend who wanted to go on the swings as if he
were still 9. Apparently our presence in the playground was so severe it
warranted a blaringly pink slip that demanded our presence in court just
to pay a twenty five dollar fine. It also resulted in my friend(who is 9
times 2) getting patted down by an obese middle aged donut chomping
coffee guzzling member of New York's finest. I was lucky enough to be
exempt from the special treatment for the simple fact that I have a
vagina and a set of breasts that could feed all of Africa and maybe some
other starving islands because no female officer was present. What a
shock, I know.

This lovely morning I awoke myself before the crack of dawn to make
myself present for this joyus occasion that was my court date: January
22, 2008. So my breasts and I journeyed to the Federal district where I
wandered aimlessly (I happened to lose that pink slip of joy months ago)
until I found this wonderful friend of mine to wait for our day in
court. It just so happened we were an hour early in New York's lovely
morning winter weather and not allowed to enter the court house early,
us being common criminals and all.

I suppose we were the youngest convicts to grace that courtroom, being
that you only heard our voices and reasonating laughter through out the
courtroom. Those other ex cons, they have no sense of humor. My
wonderful friend was repremanded for putting his sneaker clad feet on
the benches. We had such graceful courtroom ettiquite. And so we
youthful, giggling spazatastic teenagers cracked jokes and fiddled with
our Christmas gifted gadgets until the judge entered. Why he decided to
grace us with our presence 3 hours later when he arrived before all of
us evil doers, I'll never know.

My good old pal got his name misprounced as he was called to the stand.
His horrific crime of being in a city park after dusk was declared and
the judge asked him his age. Upon answering the judge, he was dismissed and his charges would be cleared in six months. I was called next and my turn yielded the same results. Almost at least. I didn't leave my brand new sixty dollar headphones and PSP on the bench.

And so, with the excuse of having a court date, us responsible
youngsters, we played hooky. College students can do that cause they're
wasting their parent's hardearned money for that one essential day that
they should have been getting jiggy with the learning. We wandered from the Federal district into the lavish Chinatown and then the shopaholic's glory that is SoHo. We pranced about the store, sampling and gawking at the high end products on display. Choke on that Target.

We wandered until the purported snow storm of the century began and
ventured back to school. We sat in the cafeteria, wasting more time till
classes finished. And then I was informed that a handsome, talented
young actor had passed away in a SoHo apartment. I googled the topic for 5 minutes till I was bored and dismissed the statement as a rumor. And a half hour later, a slew of media coverage poured out on the topic, indulging celebrity obsessed, tabloid gobblers of the scant details of his suspicious sounding death.

Even my friend who usually dismisses the ongoings of the glitz covered happenings of Hollywood's young stars was researching the event. That's a shocker coming from a guy like him. We were sorely disappointed at the young actor's death since a trailer featuring his lastest film kept us excited for its release. And then I dropped the topic. Took a nap, went to the gym, while all of America's teenyboppers and celebrity obsessed cried their eyes out.

Those who are much more engaged in the life of a fallen pop starlet that
their own nation's next leader. Those who mourned and sobbed while I
shamelessly showered and slept soundly for the next day which would be
chock full of schooling. Why yes, it's tragic to lose such a gifted
member of the world so young, I shockingly choose to concern myself with my own dull life instead of wailing and telling everyone I know. Suprisingly, I find my own life that much more interesting.

-Tomtom

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Jazz VS. Subway Preacher

2008-01-23T18:56:00.000-08:00

I've seen some pretty crazy stuff in my lifetime, but today had to be the weirdest experience ever. There was a jazz band commissioned by the MTA on one side and a random dude with a mic on the other preaching. It was like being in Greek limbo[LOOK IT UP]. I think they were having some sort of competition to see who could be loudest.

I wonder who won.

I have also determined that the people who paint the bathrooms in the Barnes and Noble on 86th Street [3rd ave] uses weird paint that smells worse than 1,000 elephant butts filled with the gas of 100,000 beans. It's such a drab gray too.

Do all people walk with their feet pointing outward?

INTRIGUING!

Yesterday I saw a guy wheeling himself backwards. I am confused. I'm sure he could've just pushed. Maybe he was tired. The thing about people is that you don't know if they'll thank you or yell at you until your ears bleed, so all you do is watch.

BACK IT!

I've noticed that less men are willing to give up their seat for a woman with many bags or a tired woman. Sometimes they won't even give up their seat for a woman with kids. I don't understand what the big deal is if you're not carrying anything. The kind thing to do is to stand, but maybe it's a gender equality thing? Can someone clarify it for me?

Well, I'm a tired maha, so I shall venture off into the depths.

The incredible inedible Chotpy ♥

DONT SMOKE IN THE SUBWAY!

2008-01-20T18:47:00.000-08:00

I totally mentioned this a few posts ago, and then yesterday this guy came on the train, sat down and whipped out a cigarette. Please do not follow him. It is not okay to smoke on the subway.

In other news, there are some great musicians in the subway. This one was found at the Lorimer on the L/G line.

Goodvibes was being a douche. =_=; ♥

You can find other musicians in random stations such as 34th street and 42nd street. People also play instruments on different subway lines.

It's cold outside, but Elmo knows how to warm our hearts. Here's Elmo in front of Bryant Park, waving to all of his beloved freezing New Yorkers.

I'm looking for some warm flat boots. I'll add those later.

For now, stay warm in this 20 degree weather! Keep those lips chap-free!

Queen Latifa says:

ONLY YOU CAN STOP FOREST FIRES

♥ Chotpy

Men and Pink

2008-01-16T19:53:00.000-08:00

Yo, yo! I've been gone for a bit 'cause I got consumed with art projects and the like! However, I am back from outer space, and I'm walkin up in here with a sad look upon my face. You should've changed that stupid lock...

Anyway, men and pink. I dunno. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but seeing those two together kinda weirds me out. Imagine seeing a buff dude in a pink hat like this one.

I thought he looked doofy, but he's got confidence, so I guess he pulled it off[?]. I also saw a guy in pink Nikes and cap. It was interesting, I only knew he was a guy because he had a manly face. The line between man and woman continues to blur. I can't tell women from men much anymore either, since so many have fallen in love with clothes 30 times their size. Maybe one day, men [again] will be in the skirts while the women walk around in powersuits negotiating big business issues.

Nah.

In other news, there's a new piece of artwork on the 6 line. It reminds me of the good old days at Coney Island, when the boardwalk wasn't a deathtrap and the sand was clean [okay, it's never been clean].

You go, MTA's favorite artist.

Ima, I shall leave you with a weird LEGO dude I found.

He looks like a weirdo with his sleveless tux.

Peace and chicken grease!

♥Chotpy

PDA in the SUBWAY.....lol

2008-01-14T18:50:00.000-08:00

so usually im the type to be against pda on the subway...but there are times when its something that cant be helped....

first off, for those of you who wont admit to knowing what pda is....it is not an electronic device that records your life....lol...its acronym that stands for "public display of affection". now that the technical stuff is out the way we can get to the point of this .....

now there are many ways this can go...so ill break this down as simple as it can be.....

TYPES- there are many different types of pda. some by sony, apple, etc....no but seriously pda can range to holding hands to a full out make-out session. holding hands is cute except when maneuvering through a crowed street in which it becomes a giant game of "whip"....or thats what i think its called (that game were the kids hold on to each other hands as the run trying to whip each other off by swerving...it could be called snake....idk)
kissing can be cool but realize that there are people around you...and children....lets not taint their "pure" minds....the media is taking care of that...anything other than that is just wrong....public display of sex....is fun...lamos...but can be dangerous....ill leave it at that....

LOCATION- this is a fun one. people, just cause you see something in a movie or a music video realize that it was staged. stopping in the middle of the street isnt as romantic when your death is due to impact from an 18 wheeler. to add to that, hugging in the rain may seem romantic at the time but realize that people are trying to run home...and that you could catch your death in certain types of weather. be creative but considerate...

SAME SEX- as much as it pains me to write this, we don't live in a perfect world. realize that how ever many laws are passed, people are still gonna be dicks and a-holes so i say this...we should be able to kiss, and hold hands when we want to...but there were, and might be times when that can cause conflict...so be prepared....pepper spray works..a lil self defense doesnt hurt....much..lol...

to wrap this up, i leave you with this. love is something that is meant to be shared. its beautiful even if your bitter and angry.....but also realize that though it feels like its just you 2 alone at that moment, it might not be...so be aware...as for my gays...power to us...but we should be able to do it when, where ever...lol

as fitting as this sounds....don't forget to pull up your pants...
SEAN K.

BAPie's Subway Tips for Tourists and Regulars

2008-01-11T07:37:00.000-08:00

Holla! Today, I shall give tips you'll need to keep the peace on the train. Lately there have been a lot of disturbing people on the train and it's not fun being around them, so if you do decide to go on the train, try your hardest not to disturb anyone.

When on the train, please:

• don't stamp your feet.

People sleep on the train and the noise wakes them up. People get cranky when this happens. This also attracts unwanted attention. Keep your feet on the ground or in the air, it's your choice.

• quiet your children.

Nobody likes it when a kid is screaming, especially when the parent sits there and does NOTHING. If your child starts yelling, whether it's screaming "I LOVE YOU" or "I WANT COOKIES," please clam them down.

• don't yell or curse at people you don't know.

That kinda stuff is rude. This dude called someone [it could've been me =_=*] a dumbass when we were getting off the train. People start fights over things like that. If you're trying to be the bigger person, be quiet or say something calmly. There's no better way to solve a problem than to do it without causing more problems.

• don't dance.

PLEEEASE don't dance. I've seen people do the one-person grind on the train. It's annoying to be the one sitting down in front of them. It's also awkward to watch someone dance with the door. It's even worse when you look like you're having a withdrawal issue:

• turn your cellphone volume down.

We don't want to hear your twinkly ringtones or your entire conversation. In fact, Boost Mobile is the bane of my existence. Every time a BM user gets on the train, they have that walkie talkie function on FULL BLAST, and it's usually at night. TURN IT DOWN.

• keep your voice down.

This is perhaps the most irritating thing, especially when added to the cellphone volume. People like to yell and scream, but the other riders just want to sleep. I try to be quiet when I'm with friends, so for the comfort of others, shouldn't you try as well?

• don't get drunk or smoke.

Drunk people slump over and lean on people. It's not fun. It's really scary, and the fact that they could throw up is not at all comforting. Please don't come on the train when you're drunk. Get a taxi or have a sleepover. Don't smoke either. The police will come after you. This applies most to tourists.

•don't hold the doors open.

Everyone knows this one, but they still do it. Realize that you hold up 500+ people when you hold the doors open. 'Nuff said.

So, dear people and tourists, remember these tips for riding the subway without trouble. I must also warn you that the delays are depressing. Here's an example from yesterday when the 6 local train went express to 86th street from 125th street, holding a 4 express train in the station for almost 10 minutes.

Delays have become a part of life, though New Yorkers absolutely despise the MTA for them. We're working on it.

Well, that's all for today. I shall leave you with this!

♥ Chotpy!!!

20th Post!

2008-01-08T17:43:00.000-08:00

Happy 20th post!!!

Let's get down to business!

♥ FASHION ♥

You know that played-out idea of wearing pants under the boo-tay? This guy here didn't get the message that pants go over the butt.

Dear men of ~~New York~~ the World,

Please pull up your pants. No one needs to see you gluteus-infused muffin top. it's great that your underwear is black and all, but please, for the sake of the children, pull up your pants and keep them there.

Thanks,

All Fashionable Humankind

I also saw a dude with funky shoes. The rest of his outfit had NOTHING to do with the genre of fashion that these shoes came from. The silver print on the black leather shoes stood out compared to the monochromatic sneakers.

Shabow!

Yesterday, there were a lot of seagulls in Harlem. It was awkward. I've always been wary of them because they are prone to crapping on you when you least expect it. They should be called crappergulls or something, the evil bums...

Global warming is in full effect, bringing us rain tomorrow and highs way above normal. Rain in January, who would've thought that'd happen?

...I miss 1997, when it snowed in January and Michael Jackson wasn't accused of giving children Jesus Juice. Those were the days~

Until next time, your local hostess with a large amount of city-related knowledge,

Chotpy ♥

Global Warming is REAL; THUNDERCATS ARE GO!!!!!!

2008-01-06T19:59:00.000-08:00

Okay, if you don't believe that global warming is real by now, FOX News, then you must be on some other planet! Just a few days ago, the windchill was 3 degrees Fahrenheit. In a few days, the high is going to be in the low 60's. Something is wrong here. Whatever, let me act like it's not happening [though it totally ISSSSS].

So today I was down around 40-deuce street, as Sean enjoyed putting it. I saw Juno, which was a good movie. I recommend it to anyone who is over 16, since it's funny, but in a mature way [most of the time]. It was sold out at 66th street, so my friend and I had to buy tickets at 42nd. We also got creative since there were nearly no seats left. Sean, my friend and I pulled up the arm rests and turned 2 seats into a 3 person couch. It rocked. Getting to 42nd was nice, I stared at the lights between 59th and 50th street. I felt like a mosquito...

Sooo pretty.

Well, when I got down to 42, my friend and I were mesmerized[as usual] by the lights there too. I never noticed how annoying everything there is. Everything is just so flashy, overpriced, and touristy. I think I've discussed this before in previous entries. It's not their fault [?], they're just doin' what they can to make money, ne? Anywho, the many marquees and flashing lights make the streetlights obsolete. I think the city would save thousands a year by cuttin' those off.

I'm sorry, Pink...

We bought out tix an hour early so that we wouldn't be screwed over again. Totally worth the money[go during the matinee and save $4].

I Love New York's reunion is on. There's a homophobe an hour into the show, it's really weird and annoying xD I didn't expect it at all. It was one of those random guys no one remembers. He just decided to interrupt Pretty's conversation with Buddha and the others and talk about how protecting another man is gay[?]. Isn't that how bros act with each other? I thought good buds[brohams and the like] stood up for each other. I don't understand people like that x_x. Wow. This show is crazy. You know what else is crazy? The Jonas Brothers. Props to my good friend for finding this. Whoa, DEJA VU.

...People are ignorant.

And there's the lesson for today.

Peoples be ignant, yo. Foshizz.

THUNDERCATS ARE GO!!!!

♥♥♥ Chotpy ♥♥♥

It's Cold Outside...

2008-01-03T17:08:00.000-08:00

Okay, it's disgustingly cold. I guess it could be worse, as Sukanaya said on the CW11 Morning News. There could be a foot of snow out there. Still, at wind chills around 3 degrees, I think New York has a right to complain. It was so cold outside, people kept their hats, gloves, earmuffs, and scarves on while riding the train. It was comfy, but still.

I saw some cool shoots[shoe+boots] as well. The shoots are available at Payless right now. They're cute. Unfortunately, it's not on the website so they're probably in the clearance aisle now.

I received wonderful sneakers this morning. After scouring about 10 websites, I found the perfect red skate shoes to replace my decrepit 4-5 y/o ones. Here they are in all their shoe-y glory. Gravis Lowdown Hi-cuts. ~$60 on Shoes.com/Amazon.com. These are the women's ones, but they also have men's ones.

I think they're funderful shoes. I gave them a run today, they fit well. I'm not really going to skate in them as much as I'll be playing DDR in them because they'll prevent me from slipping[skate shoes are good for arcade versions of DDR because of the good grip]. Good advice: it's best to order a half size up with any shoes you order online.

And now on to the more weird parts of today! My buds and I got bored and decided to scour the lands of 86th Street! We entered Circuit City with the intention of playing demos.

WE SUCCEEDED!!!

Here is a fun clip of the Prince[Katamari Damacy] dancing to Justin Timberlake's SexyBack[they played his entire album].

There were also other oddities including a random lady who screeched at us while we walked by. Sadly, I didn't have the time to whip out my phone, as she proceeded to cross the street as if she had never screeched at us.

Oh yeah, if you're ever bored and there are Legos in the area, make some cool stuff out of them and send it to us. That stuff is hella cool. Here's my PAC MAN!

It took me a lot of yellow pieces and a lot of moving children to complete it, but it was TOTALLY worth it.

Last but not least, there's an awesome group of people who give out sandwiches, soap, deodorant, etc. It makes me glad to see generous people out there to do something. Hopefully they'll form a huge charity that goes on the train and does this, but it's good to at least see someone do it.

Now, I shall leave you with a sweet quote from a random dude on the train.

To a man who is slowly walking through the train with a coffee cup:

"Whaddya want, a quarter, buddy? You got the cup!"

I did it for the lulz,

♥ Chotpy

Happy New Yeah!!!

2008-01-01T10:51:00.001-08:00

Well, it's a new year, and with that, there come new goals!

Chotpy's resolutions for BAPie are:

1) To get an obscene amount of pageviews.

2) To gain a loyal group of readers!

3) To get lots of comments, because she loves reading opinions of others~

4) To change the world somehow!

I wonder what Seanny and Goodvibes' goals are~

On to other things. I've always wondered if the unlimited Metrocards bought from the machines start the day you buy them or the day you USE them. I really need to know because I hate paying more for those things.

While weight loss is usually the number one resolution, I've heard that saving money has topped the list this year. So, Chotpy has decided to point out a few places to get cheap eats and fashions in New York City.

FOOD.

• Polash Indian Restaurant. 2179 3rd Ave. NY, NY. [212]410-0276

Hella good food. I suggest the Garlic Naan, the Tandoori Chicken, and any kind of Curry. It's such an amazing place to eat and is never crowded. Great service as well. Near the M101/103. It's near 116th, I believe it's between 118th and 119th.

• Kiraku Japanese Restaurant. 1948 Williamsbridge Rd. BX, NY. [718]379-8866

Really good! They deliver and everything. It's one of the few Japanese restaurants in the Bronx and their fish is delicious. The edamame's good too! The service is pretty good depending on how decisive you are [ ^-^;] but it you pretty much know what you want, it's all good. You can take the 8 bus there. It's really obvious because the front of the store is red.

• Au Bon Pain. There's a bunch of them everywhere, dude..

Pretty good bread, which is obvious by the name. Good selection of soups, but you can get cheaper fruits at the fruit stands...

• Subway. Also all over, but some are cheaper than others.

The Subway near Union Square on 14th Street gives a 10% student discount. They also have the calories next to most of their stuff, which makes you more aware of what you're eating...

• Tasty Dumpling. 54 Mulberry St. Chinatown, NYC.

Almost every restaurant in Chinatown is cheap. This one makes the most awesome dumplings. Sometimes the service can be a little rude, but overall it's alright. There's also another dumpling place around the corner that makes fried pork dumplings, but the service tends to be worse there and there's no place to sit. However, there's more of a menu at Tasty Dumpling and there's 3 tables. Huzzah!

• Egg Custard King Cafe. 2 locations in Chinatown, closer one is 76 Mott St. Chinatown, NYC.

Intense portions, TINY price. The food's good, the menu makes you giggle [Horlick's and Chicken Ding lol]. What's not to love? Go! Share with your friends! It's a nice place. Try to sit away from the glass; the slamming noise gets annoying.

• Silk Road Cafe. 30 Mott St. Chinatown, NYC.

Good bubble tea and muffins. They have grapes, too. They hold karaoke on Friday nights, so you can get your groove on while eating. Also an internets cafe.

SHOPPINGS.

•Nearly Everything in the Elizabeth Center, Chinatown.

There's an amazing amount of giftables and a few clothing stores with a nice selection. Some of the shoe prices are painful, but about the same as Foot Locker in most cases.

• 5.7.9, Mandee, Strawberry's. Locations around the city.

There is one on 105th Street and 3rd Ave. Sales are good. Women's clothes only.

• Forever 21. One known location in Union Square [14th Street]

Good prices, cute clothes. What's not to love? Women's clothes only.

• The Salvation Army.

That place is a GOLD MINE. You can find rollerblades for $15, shirts for $5, and exercise tapes for less than $5! There are locations throughout NYC. Go!

• Goodwill. Locations throughout NYC.

Prices are a bit higher than the Salvation Army, but also really good!!! Lots of good T-shirts with fun slogans on them and cute skirts.

• Target. 2 known locations, Brooklyn [around Atlantic Ave.] and the Bronx [by the 1 train on 225th St.]

Great selection of clothes, food, and electronics. Near lots of other great stores such as Marshall's.

•Pay Half. Locations throughout NYC.

You literally pay half [or less] in most cases. Good sales as well, lots of gift selections. Good balance of men's and women's clothes.

If anyone has more suggestions, leave a comment!

HAPPY NEW YEAHHHH!

love, chotpy

Corrections, Etc.

2007-12-30T16:53:00.000-08:00

In my last post I said that the 2 train's rider report card result had been thrown out. This was untrue; I found the results at Second Ave. Sagas.

" The 2 landed a C and the 3 a C-minus. ...

As with a few of the other lines, I’m a bit stumped by the train announcements. The 2 got a C-minus for train announcements that are easy to hear. All of the 2 trains are the new R142s with the automatic announcements. If riders can’t hear those announcements, I’m inclined to believe that their ears — and not the trains — are at fault.

Meanwhile, I’m a veteran of all of these train lines. I grew up near the 96th St. express stop and now live near the Grand Army Plaza stop. These trains are often way too crowded, and the constant weekend service changes in Manhattan are driving its riders more than a little crazy. "

5,124 riders graded the 2 line. Here are the results...
Minimal delays during trips C
Reasonable wait times for trains C
Adequate room on board at rush hour D+
Sense of security in stations C
Sense of security on trains C
Working elevators and escalators in stations C-
Signs in stations that help riders find their way C+
Signs in subway cars that help riders find their way C+
Cleanliness of stations C-
Cleanliness of subway cars C
Station announcements that are easy to hear D+
Station announcements that are informative D+
Train announcements that are easy to hear C-
Train announcements that are informative C-
Lack of graffiti in stations C+
Lack of graffiti in subway cars B-
Lack of scratchitti in subway cars C+
Courtesy and helpfulness of station personnel C
Comfortable temperature in subway cars C+
Ease of use of subway turnstiles B-
Availability of MetroCard Vending Machines B-
Overall performance C

The delays really should've gotten a D, but whatever, a C is close enough. Also, announcements aren't usually easy to hear; the conductors usually have many problems with the loudspeakers.

BTW, if you see people begging for money on the train, think twice about giving them money. There are other ways to help them, such as donating to charities and coat drives.

So, as the fare for unlimited and other Metrocards increases, try to have a happy new year.

*Chotpy*

The 2 Train SUCKS.

2007-12-29T08:57:00.000-08:00

Okay, anyone who lives on the 2 train line BETTER FILL OUT THEIR RIDER REPORT CARDS NEXT YEAR!!!!

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN SO MANY DELAYS IN 6 MONTHS IN MY LIFE! Yesterday was my party and I almost lost my room reservation because the train delayed for FORTY MINUTES! What is so horrible that the MTA has to strand 300+ passengers? You know what? The MTA needs to form a better method of catching criminals and helping sick passengers. It should really not take 30 minutes to do anything. Doesn't the MTA know that people WORK? They should be way more efficient. If there is a problem, get the person out of the train and then KEEP IT MOVING! People have PLACES TO BE!!!!!! YARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm just so mad. The train delayed again, of course...-_-; Waiting for a train to cross in front of it? What was the train crossing for?!

...Pissed.

FILL OUT YOUR RIDER REPORT CARDS. Do you know what they did with the ones for the 2 train? They ~~THREW THEM OUT~~. That's because there weren't enough people who actually cared about filling out their report cards. Also, there weren't people handing them out in the correct way. There were many people who just left them on a ledge and didn't hand them out. Jerks. I picked one up from the floor. Sigh.

So if you ride the 2 train, do yourself a favor and fill out the rider report card! If you want to do it online, it's right here. JUST DO IT.

>[ >m<*]<

Chotpy.

New and upcoming R&B sensation- Alice Smith

2007-12-26T21:06:00.001-08:00

Greetings from Mister-Goodvibes your main source for Indie music. For my first music review I decided to discuss the musical talent of up and coming artist Alice Smith. The New York base artist Alice smith was born in 1979, like New York her music is a melting pot. She cleverly brings the sounds of R&B, Folk, and rock into her music. With her wide range and fearless vocals she pulls her listeners into breathtaking environment where you can feel every note and slur in her voice. Ms. Smith has released her 1st album ( For Lovers, Dreamers and me ) in 2006 and her 1st single called Dream was featured in a episode of Entourage (season 4)
Within her album Smith provides a variety of sounds from gentle love songs to hardcore or drowsy ballads. With such a refreshing sound and provoking lyrics Alice smith is definitely an artist to keep your eyes one in the years to come. Her album is available on Itunes , Amazon, Rhapsody and other music sources. To find out more about Alice smith visit http://www.alicesmith.com/#

Chotpy's Christmas Gift

2007-12-25T08:43:00.000-08:00

MERRY DAY!

Since Seany boy has already given a Christmas story, I come bearing gifts.

Here are some fun things I've seen around the city.

1) Steel Wool Balls, available at your local Abercrombie!

2) Cock Flavored soup! Tasty.

3) Catch the mistake.

4) LOL. Donate.

Ever wondered what to buy your pet on Christmas? Go for the pet beds, which are pretty much available everywhere. We found ours at Lot Less, which is near City Hall. It's a great place. My cat loves the thing and I just gave him it this morning. Look at him bask in the warm sunlight.

Hehe. Well I'm done. It is Christmas, after all. Merry Christmas to all!!! GO GET SOME CORNBREAD!

.CHOTPY.

One of the most memorable christmases yet......

2007-12-25T01:39:00.000-08:00

Christmas is suppose to be that time of year when family gets together and "unity" and "gifts" and all that good stuff.....i think my family didnt get the memo....

Christmas Eve
im awaken by the fact that the sun isnt shining through my dusty blinds but by the same thing that wakes me up at 8....bathroom....i decide to tv the morning till anything has to be done....all my gifts are wrapped, my room is clean, the hamsters are fed, and the food is done....what am i to do....i play animal crossing till my mom leaves.

i end up trying to shower but i was too distracted by porn...so the food that was suppose to be my gram grams lunch...ended up being her diner...( i think that I AM always late....FOR EVERYTHING!!!)...so now im at grandmas chillin with my favorite cousin, christian....he may be in still in elementary school...but hes mad cool

so i end up walking back with my other cousin whose heading back to dominican republic, she falls asleep on my couch cuz her boyfriend has her house keys. she hand washed his shirt and after my attempt to dry it with a hair dryer....i returned to my online world. i gave up looking for a "special xxxmas gift"....so i decide to meet up with this dude named jon. he seems mad cool....except that our "date" took place at a twin doughnut at 1:30 in the morning....i didnt mine but i knew he was tired....

Christmas eve/day
we went back to his crib, and i chill as he talks to his roomate for a while....this gives me time to think about things....like the decor of his room, or why he looks so much like a giant boy...its cute....i leave after deciding when we gonna actually hang out...as i start walking towards the end of the block, i spot a ladyis distress.....i wanted to go home...but she called out to me...she was lost and her best friend was throwing a party......as i help her find her house, she invites me in as a reward...as she knocks on the door we introduce ourselves and discover that dominicans rules....

i got free beer, which i barely drink, and danced in my chair...it was bad enough that i didnt know anyone, but they were all latino so they played the classics (bachata, salsa, merrenge) it was fun...including the semi hot guy who was checking me out but got C.B.ed by some gurl he knew...i left arounf 4, cuz i was getting tired...my intensions where to walk home cuz i was only 30 blocks....but as i walked down the 1st block, the 4 beers and shot got to me....the train was my companion.....

as i walked home....i had another affect from the liquor kicked in.....i had to pee and i wasnt near a bathroom. i created walk and pee for guys....lmaos....i run to park by my house and mark my territory on a rock and walk home....as i descend the stairs in the park, i think back....all i wanted was a family xmas diner....a tree in the living room, and some people to open gifts with.....instead i got this....but i dont regret it....it was an adventure....like life should be.....

never forget to pull up your pants...as u scream happy non religous gift giving day.....lol
SEAN K.

so i was on the k train.....

2007-12-20T22:56:00.000-08:00

So im on my way to school to take my psych final. i get on the platform and as always i try and make as much eye contact as possible....(i need to be seen, ...plus you never know who that person might be)

so im on the k train...thats right...the k train...and im thinking....ok...ftw....
this is suppose to be the D...not the K....where does it even run to....but i don't question it....

The K train is full of wonder!!!...theres people who sleep through any noise...even blaring music...and theres even potheads discussing how Asian they look when there high.....
kids stay off the drugs....

speaking of drugs, heres a short clip of my new favorite show
TO GABBA GABBA!!!

basically its a new show on NICK JR and the premise of the show is that theres a dj, whose vynil toys come to life and play with him.
ita a basic kids show, but the one thing that makes it stand out its music. by far one of the best in kids show. its very "now" as some would say. they have alot on under ground bands play, even fusing rock with rap and it all works...honestly...the show is an acid trip...but with an awsome sound track...

if u can, watch it. it comes on NICK JR at 11:30....
my fave is the lil green dude...his name is brobee....
YUMMY YUMMY, THERES A PARTY IN MY TUMMY!!!!...LOL

as i always say....dont forget to pull up your pants.....

SEAN K.

I Shall Whine at the Masses~

2007-12-20T06:07:00.000-08:00

Good morning! I have been a lazy buttcluck! I have researched the K train and I think the MTA was just being lazy and ran out of D train labels...I've seen some crazy stuff but geez MTA, stop bein' so lazy. However, if the K train does make a comeback, I wish to RIDE IT!!!

>:d In other news, Chotpy[I be speakin in 3rd person] has been riding daily, and has many gripes...

Look at this space here between these to people:

Now, I am at a pretty normal weight for a person my height, some say I'm skinny or whatever, but I had the courtesy to stand up despite the ten or so inches of open space. Who [besides a child] can fit in there? NO ONE! DO NOT SIT THERE IF THERE IS NOWHERE FOR THE PEOPLE TO MOVE! This lady comes on and asks them to move and inches her way into the seat. Uncomfortableness ensues.

NUMERO DOS, what is with people playing their music on their cellphones without buying headphones for it? DUDE, if you can afford the cellphone and the bill, you can afford some $20 headphones. YAAARRRRR!!!

I officially cannot stand people who walk slowly. Maybe it's just because I've grown up in NYC, but every time I walk down 42nd street, I want to yell at people like this dude does to his cats.

~_~ tourists...

Last thing, don't complain about the fact that people can't go into the train when there's a flood coming out. That's just some serious douchebaggery. Everyone has to wait to get inside, so don't make it worse by actin a fool and complaining. I swear, someone with Tourette's is gonna get on the train one day.

Flibbertigibbet.

!Chotpy!

Horrible Weather, America's Smartest Model, + Fashion!!!

2007-12-16T19:01:00.000-08:00

Wow, so I'm totally disappointed in who won on America's Most Smartest Model... I wanted Ruski to win 'cause he was cute. I do admit that his attitude was a car accident. Still, I would wreck that dude if I were 10 years older.

WRECK!!!

In other news, the weather is crap. How do you keep warm and fashionable? Hmmm... There's nothing left to do but shop!!!!!

I've noticed a lot of people wearing fur coats and hats this year. Here are some cute fur options~

Fuzzy bomber hats are very cute. you can find them in many colors and styles online or in Chinatown...

I have also seen many people in these fur coats...I know they can be acquired around 34th street.

Honestly, I'm an advocate of not raping the skin off of an animal, so I stick to the faux fur. It's cheaper and just as cute.

The skinny jean trend has been going on for a long time, which makes me wonder about what the next trend will be. I feel like all these constant changes are crazy and like New York doesn't step up its game as much as other fashion cities. Places like Paris and Korea have some serious street style, though I do admit that Koreans tend to go too crazy with the heels.

If I were living in Korea, I'd end up being a B-girl and walk around like this all day:

I decided to look at some horrible fashion donts from Hiphoper while I was there gettin' the above pic.

First off, I have never liked New Balance sneakers. The front of their sneakers have never gotten along with me...I know they're not fashion sneakers, but people wear them as if they are and it ruins their outfit!

Secondly, this child knows she needs to throw that sweater in the dryer about 30 times and cut that shirt down to size. And that hat makes her head look like a mushroom...

As Andre 3000 says in "Hey Ya", I'm just being honest...

NUMERO DOS:

I have to go YBF on this lady.

THIS IS SOME SERIOUS KOREAN FOOLYWANG! What is this lady wearing?! Seriously, leggings are not pants, and they look worse on anyone who doesn't have the legs for it. She looks like a grandma from the '80s with that shirt. The bangs don't compliment her face either and she needs smaller glasses.

FYI, if you want to pull off leggings as pants, try a sweater dress such as these:

They're both from Forever 21 (online and in store--there's one on Union Square if you were wondering). The red one is $22.80; the gray one is $17.80. These are much more flattering than a shirt that comes above the waist when wearing leggings because leggings make every part of your crotch area intensely obvious.

One more fashion faux pas from Hiphoper:

WHYYYYYYYYY?!

Well that's all for today! Enjoy sloshing around in what's left of snow!

life happens.......

2007-12-15T10:28:00.000-08:00

so i was on my way to work when (bum bum bum!!!!).. the trains dont work....im kinda early so i decide to call my boss and let them know what happend. i report 2 line doesnt work. as im talking to my boss, i over hear another guy talking to his girl about how there was an explosion....im thinking (wtf....another one!!!)....so i walk to the 4 5 6 line cuz they stop near my job....turns out...ITS ALSO F-ED UP!! by this point im getting pissed...i ask a cop to see wth had happened turns out theres a manhole explosion on 149th.....right where all those trains meet....lol

i text chopty to see if she knew anything, turns out the cop was right. there were no casualtys. so im down to my last resort...take the D. i run to the bus which is packed by angry passengers who dont know whats going on, and head on...once i get to the D, i relax...but i like around and everyones staring at a dragqueen who sat down.....im like (DAM....LEAVE THAT HE/SHE/THING ALONE!!!....YALL ACTING LIKE YALL NEVA SEEN ONE BEFORE!!!)
i finally make it to the bronx, and had to take another packed bus, and im still texting chopty. im an hour late to work, and im hungry as a mofo...i make it...but my boss is like....urg...im like...i told u wat happend....lol

the lesson i learned....just call in sick....lol...no im joking....always have a back up plan cuz u never know....

dont forget to pull up ur pants....
SEAN K.

The letter of the day is: Q.

2007-12-13T19:22:00.000-08:00

So today was a very hellish, snowy, haily, slushy day. I HATED it and decided to record my hatred of today's hellweather. BOOOOO.

I also took the liberty of attempting to upload the squeaky video again.

YAY, it worked.

There are lots of great sales going on right now at many stores in the city. A few great ones are at Kinokuniya [Rockefeller Center near Nintendo World], Toys R Us, Target, and Best Buy. I can name plenty of things that I'd love to buy during the holiday season~~

Gadgets are a Chotpy's best friend! I'm always looking up stuff about them. So far, the top 5 unlocked phones on CNET are:

1) the Sony Ericsson K800i Cyber-shot

2) the Samsung Ultra Music SGH-F300

3) the Sony Ericsson Z710i

4) the Samsung SGH-D900

and 5) the Nokia Xpress Music 5700.

The real competition is obviously between Sony Ericsson and Samsung. I've never tried SE, but I love Samsung. It has one of the best user interfaces.

I'm looking for some really cute handkerchiefs, but those are hardcore rare in the States since no one uses them. I think I'm going to go back to Kinokuniya one day and look for them. I don't know of any other place to find them?

They're all over Japan b/c they use them for everything. An example of the large variety is here.

I'm gonna ask around.

Until next time, have a safe and productive New York day!

**Chotpy**

Squeaks, Bums, and Douchebags

2007-12-11T21:21:00.000-08:00

I get lazy when my freakin' phone doesn't bluetooth things to Windows. Mac, you win this time.

I got on the train in the morning yesterday wondering why my car was less full than the other ones. Well, I got my answer. There was a urine-like smell emanating from a homeless woman who was seated in the corner. As usual, there was a ten feet gap between her and any source of human life.

NEVER GET ON THE EMPTY CAR! IT PROBABLY STINKS!

Here she is in her corner...

If you're gonna stay in the car, move FAR away. Scents travel far.

These poor people...

In other news, today there was a manhole explosion on 149th street? I didn't know about it until I got on the 6th at 23rd [where I saw Sukanya Krishnan with some ATL people, friends of hers who must've been on their way back to ATL]. The announcer was dead set on telling everyone to stop trying to fit if there was no space and that there was another train behind that one at EVERY STOP. At 103rd, the dude spazzed. 30 or so people got off, and there were around the same number waiting to get on. The conductor decides to shut the door while ppl are getting on. WTF!

Dude needs a hug.

And lastly, some people need to just DO THE RIGHT THINGGGG! If the car doors are left slightly open and are squeaking and you're sitting next to them, JUST CLOSE THE DOORS! Jeez! Look at this crap!

For 10 minutes I had to sit through that! TEN MINUTES OF HELL, THEY WERE!

IF ONLY YOU COULD HEAR THE SQUEAKS!

YARRR! Okay, well other than that, stuff's all good. MTA, thanks for not raising the base price. Your service isn't funtastic [which it needs to be], but at least single rides are still $2.

People, stay well, and always remember to walk quickly on the streets of New York~

%*Chotpy*% \[ * w ~ ]/

...in comes I....lol

2007-12-10T08:07:00.000-08:00

So I've finally decided to show my face.....or in more correct terms, my words. For anyone who must know, I'm the infamous Sean K also known as Sean Kaoz. My lil homie Chopty recruited me for this and thus i came into existence. So whats there to say? i've never blogged before but i guess i could give it that old college try.

I was recently inspired by an artist I happen to stumble upon (not through firefox, lol) We meet on a site and I checked out his website. I find his work quite amazing. seeing as I've been stagnate in the art world and haven't produced anything in a while, I also found it inspiring. I've been in a rut, and as hard as it is to admit this, Gwen was right. if you recently happen to see her new hp commercial, you'll know that "its just that simple and its just that hard..."
Check it:click here
Heres that artist:click here

But other than that, I'm a simple kinda guy. though I'm notoriously known for being emo, I have my reasons. Hopefully our lil bapie will transmutate till something huge. I guess thats good for now. once I get a grasp on this thing called life, and the blogging thing I'll be back till then...never forget to pull up your pants....

SEAN K.

QR codes...?

2007-12-09T15:10:00.000-08:00

Well today was a buttfarb day, as is every sunday in which I argue with my loving mother.

ANYWHO, I've been poking at another BApie member, Sean K, or whatever he wishes to call himself, to finally update here as well. He has an interesting life. He is also quite the uterus. Whenever he updates, be sure to give him a HUZZAH!

I've been looking at a buncha japanese magazines [because I am a fashion lover] and they have boxes like these on a lot of their ads.

So, for the 500th time this year, I looked up what they were. Finally, I found this page here: The QR Code is not your father’s barcode

"Imagine a concert promo poster with a printed code that when photographed by a standard camera phone displays a menu of options: listen to this band, purchase tickets for their next show, or take me to their website. Select the option you want and presto, your mobile phone does the rest. Pretty powerful stuff from a marketer’s perspective … but can all this be done with a barcode?

Two-dimensional data matrix bar codes have been around for quite some time. The basic data matrix code consists of a series of black and white squares arranged in either a square or rectangular pattern. Unlike regular barcodes, which read in a single direction only, QR codes encode data in two dimensions and allow information to be decoded at a much higher speed. The codes are very resilient--even if partially damaged, the data can still be extracted from the bar code.

The best-known 2D matrix code is QR Code. It was created by the Japanese corporation, Denso-Wave, in 1994. The "QR" stands for quick response, as the creator intended the code to allow its contents to be decoded at a high speed. With the capacity to hold 2,953 binary bytes, a QR Code can contain an impressive 7,089 numeric characters or 4,296 alphanumeric characters.

When compared to the matrix code that the United Parcel Service (UPS) created to help with logistics identification, the QR Code has a much greater capacity in about the same physical size. The UPS code holds just 138 numeric characters or 93 alphanumeric characters. "

I finally understood, and because of this, I WANTED A QR CODE READER! So, I was in search of one for hours. I found a few, such as the Jaxo reader, the QuickMark reader, and the Kaywa reader, but none worked. So I tried the UpCode Reader and the NeoReader. Both told me that the camera didn't work with the Java app.

Oh well... I expected too much of you, Samsung phone...

~Chotpy~

Babies on the Train, Weirdos and Hamsters

2007-12-08T06:22:00.000-08:00

Well, yesterday I was out late at an arcade as usual. I was coming home on the train, expecting to get a nice sleep. That didn't happen, thanks to the "LOOK AT MY DANCE" girl. Not only did she repeat those words every other second, but she was drooling and screaming and the mother did nothing but enjoy this. Meanwhile, half the car woke up and stared at her...

I guess I fell asleep during one of the intervals of her yelling. The point is, don't let your kids be loud on the train. That's just RUDE.

In other news, people are weird at night. I think these dudes were drunk and were singing the weirdest version of the oldie, Shout. It must've been weird for the people at 42nd street.

Check it.

I also went to PETCO with my friend the other day [which totally made me late for my early time to work...] and saw the cutest albino mice. They are ADORABLE. I do not understand why people hate mice...

And the Chinchilla comment...That was this here. This is the Diego Chinchilla.

This is a real chinchilla.

WTF! The Diego one looks like a lemur!

Maybe it's just me. I'm just not feeling the chinchillaness, dude...

*Chotpy*

I Like Batman, Shoes, and...La La La...?

2007-12-06T16:06:00.000-08:00

There's a lot of fashion hidden from the pages of The Sartorialist. I just have to get the courage to ask the fashionistas if I can shoot some pics of them. For now, I have some SHOES! Yay.

I found this one on 110th Street. Nice. I love the way it looks buttoned, but they're a bit too high for my tastes.

If I were taller, I'd attempt.

Then I saw this guy at 149th Street (Bronx) with some gray/lime green sneakers with striped matching laces.

You go, child.

In other news, I have respect for a man who held the doors for people who were 6 miles away from the train. This dude holds the door for 30 seconds, some dude runs in and he lets go. The dude APOLOGIZES! I couldn't be mad at him for that. Some guy yells, "Superman! You should wear an 'S' on your chest!"

The dude responded, "Thanks. I like Batman more."

And last, but not least, I GRIPE!

Today, I secretly kick those who exit a train downstairs, slowly climb the MTA stairs, and make people miss the train upstairs. I KICK YOU!!! YARRR!

~Chotpy

First Post!

2007-12-05T18:22:00.000-08:00

Well, this is the first post. BApie is done by those who live in New York City. We(the writers) were born and raised here, and there is a lot to be found.

First off, I would like to request that people not touch themselves when travelling. No, I do not mean you cannot poke someone. I'm talking about that full-on trying to discreetly [OR NOT] put you hand in your pants, whether it is through a pocket or not. No one pays $2 to watch someone do that on the train. If you want to do it at home or at a friend's, GO RIGHT AHEAD. Don't do it on my train, please.

Now, I've seen this dude twice so I guess he was onto me when i decided to attempt to take a pic/vid of him [so the rest of the world would be able to see who they should avoid when on the train] and turned away.

Luckily the hand was still there for the REST of the train to see. HUZZAH.

Well, here's his hand in all its greatness.

Isn't he just the most unsuspicious of all characters?

Well at least you know what this one is wearing.

Look out, NYC! Man in khakis is out to discreetly stroke his wookie in front of you!

RUNNN!

I, Chotpy, greatly enjoy icons. Here's one to show how I felt when I witnessed this dude.