One of the most memorable christmases yet......

Christmas is suppose to be that time of year when family gets together and "unity" and "gifts" and all that good stuff.....i think my family didnt get the memo....


Christmas Eve
im awaken by the fact that the sun isnt shining through my dusty blinds but by the same thing that wakes me up at 8....bathroom....i decide to tv the morning till anything has to be done....all my gifts are wrapped, my room is clean, the hamsters are fed, and the food is done....what am i to do....i play animal crossing till my mom leaves.


i end up trying to shower but i was too distracted by porn...so the food that was suppose to be my gram grams lunch...ended up being her diner...( i think that I AM always late....FOR EVERYTHING!!!)...so now im at grandmas chillin with my favorite cousin, christian....he may be in still in elementary school...but hes mad cool


so i end up walking back with my other cousin whose heading back to dominican republic, she falls asleep on my couch cuz her boyfriend has her house keys. she hand washed his shirt and after my attempt to dry it with a hair dryer....i returned to my online world. i gave up looking for a "special xxxmas gift"....so i decide to meet up with this dude named jon. he seems mad cool....except that our "date" took place at a twin doughnut at 1:30 in the morning....i didnt mine but i knew he was tired....


Christmas eve/day
we went back to his crib, and i chill as he talks to his roomate for a while....this gives me time to think about things....like the decor of his room, or why he looks so much like a giant boy...its cute....i leave after deciding when we gonna actually hang out...as i start walking towards the end of the block, i spot a ladyis distress.....i wanted to go home...but she called out to me...she was lost and her best friend was throwing a party......as i help her find her house, she invites me in as a reward...as she knocks on the door we introduce ourselves and discover that dominicans rules....


i got free beer, which i barely drink, and danced in my chair...it was bad enough that i didnt know anyone, but they were all latino so they played the classics (bachata, salsa, merrenge) it was fun...including the semi hot guy who was checking me out but got C.B.ed by some gurl he knew...i left arounf 4, cuz i was getting tired...my intensions where to walk home cuz i was only 30 blocks....but as i walked down the 1st block, the 4 beers and shot got to me....the train was my companion.....


as i walked home....i had another affect from the liquor kicked in.....i had to pee and i wasnt near a bathroom. i created walk and pee for guys....lmaos....i run to park by my house and mark my territory on a rock and walk home....as i descend the stairs in the park, i think back....all i wanted was a family xmas diner....a tree in the living room, and some people to open gifts with.....instead i got this....but i dont regret it....it was an adventure....like life should be.....


never forget to pull up your pants...as u scream happy non religous gift giving day.....lol
SEAN K.